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<IBUKI> hello!! ibuki mioda here!!! ﾟ.+:｡(≧∇≦)ﾉﾟ.+:｡
<IBUKI> if you're here to talk to ibuki, leave her a message!! okay?
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guess who has a sliver of internet at 5:30 in the morning!! and couldn't sleep!!
and tunes, too! but that's ibuki's job.
you provide the vehicle, snacks, maps, know-how, and mechanical stuff, and ibuki provides the tunes!
[She.
... Doesn't even notice his neediness.
She's too hyped to be riding in a submarine.]
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[Yo, while he’s... not really trying to broadcast said neediness?
...He’s not really invested in hiding it, either.]
Don’t forget moral support now, THAT’S what you’re providing too!!
Not just with the tunes either
God damn besides us everyone who’s coming is uhh
Amanda the egomaniac priestess, some kelpie kids, and then everyone else is non-Fog for some reason
I don’t know if you read my post when it went up but one of them’s a REAL asshole
[No... they are not. Lucas, even you don’t genuinely think that. “A tough nut to get through to”, maybe, but Rin said literally nothing beyond “maybe opinionated, if you want to call it that”.]
You and me are gonna drown all their horse shit out right???
Plus I guess this is just a side thing but I bet there’s nobody like Y-O-U to show a bunch of neutrals that us Fog folks aren’t so bad!!!
[...He has not addressed the snacks.
He is mentally shelving the snacks. Just — giving ‘em an old look and then shoving them aside...!
He is a vampire.
He has not thought about snacks. Yet.]
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but mostly because she doesn't care if someone's a foggy or a fourthy or whatever, she just wants to be everyone's friend!
[And yet she has very few she actually considers friends.]
we'll make sure they go home with smiles on their faces and songs in their hearts, or something equally as cute and cheesy as that!
or at least ibuki will, cause she totally can't blame you if you wanna be all ornery and stuff like usual.
sooooooo
about those snacks?????
[She's a dog.
She thinks with her stomach.]
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[None of that was... quiiiiite what he was going for.
Well - y'know. Except for the first part; much as he reacts to the second line with a mental well, pick your friends carefully (as, one, a guy whose best dude friend is Fourth; two, a guy whose second best dude friend is a neutral god-hater; and three, a hypocrite - 'eyy, not like he's happy about points one and two, either), hit the nail on the head, who the hell could not like Ibuki...
That said! Moving on.]
Uhhh
What about them though???
You got any special requests?
[Nice "ME? OH, NO, I'M NOT MISSING ANYTHING, I'VE GOT EVERYTHING UNDER CONTROL!", buddy.]
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especially ESPECIALLY a submarine roadtrip!
just look inside yourself, search your soul, and ask - "what would ibuki want to eat right now???"
and then go and buy that! lots of it. all of it, if you can!!
[Translation:
She has no requests nor idea what kind of snacks she'd actually want.
Just snacks. In general.]
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[Heeeee's kidding around.
In an immediate sense, at least.]
Warning you though, I CAN'T get the entire store, you know the Liewin gig is a new thing!
I guess that and a looter's salary might pay for buying in bulk but not that big a splurge!
Not yet
[How cute.
You, of all monsters, are trusting yourself with the idea of working two Actual Jobs.]
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[She does not realize he's kidding. But dog treats are apparently okay anyway, so whatever, right?]
it's okay if you can't get a whooooole bunch, but ibuki's sure everyone would be really happy if you got enough snacks for her to share!
maybe some drinks too? you can't go to town on a bunch of saltines without something to wash them down, after all!
and, and! ibuki believes in lucas's ability to buy as much as she wishes! it's all about attitude, right?
[As much as she wishes. Of course.]
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There is only going to be one monster on the trip whose happiness he gives half a rat's ass about.
And he is talking to her.
Whatever he's getting, everyone else gets to watch her gnoshing on all-a happy like, and that'll be fiiiine by him! None a' y'all are special, here!
Not that he'd be able to stop her from sharing shit anyway, but anyhoo.]
What do you mean, am I a vampire or a genie all of a sudden????
[Kiddin' again.]
Haha nah I got you, though!
May as well go on a snack raid
[Acquisition certainly is all about attitude when you're not going into it with your options limited to. You know. Purchasing.]
God damn I forget what's even any good anymore
The last three things I ate that weren't humans were I think the steak and sandwiches when I was a merman and then cake on my birthday???
Or Halloween candy, I can't remember all the shit we did that night