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[fretless]

WELCOME TO YOUR PRIVATE CHANNEL, IBUKI.

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<IBUKI> hello!! ibuki mioda here!!! ﾟ.+:｡(≧∇≦)ﾉﾟ.+:｡
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[1019]

At least you don't blame me

[None of that was... quiiiiite what he was going for.

Well - y'know. Except for the first part; much as he reacts to the second line with a mental well, pick your friends carefully (as, one, a guy whose best dude friend is Fourth; two, a guy whose second best dude friend is a neutral god-hater; and three, a hypocrite - 'eyy, not like he's happy about points one and two, either), hit the nail on the head, who the hell could not like Ibuki...

That said! Moving on.]

Uhhh
What about them though???
You got any special requests?

[Nice "ME? OH, NO, I'M NOT MISSING ANYTHING, I'VE GOT EVERYTHING UNDER CONTROL!", buddy.]

[fretless]

looook mister, you may be a bloodsucker only and stuff, but ibuki's a growing lady dog! she has to have things to get her nosh on, especially on a roadtrip!
especially ESPECIALLY a submarine roadtrip!

just look inside yourself, search your soul, and ask - "what would ibuki want to eat right now???"
and then go and buy that! lots of it. all of it, if you can!!

[Translation:
She has no requests nor idea what kind of snacks she'd actually want.
Just snacks. In general.]

[1019]

So get a bunch of dog treats, right???

[Heeeee's kidding around.

In an immediate sense, at least.]

Warning you though, I CAN'T get the entire store, you know the Liewin gig is a new thing!
I guess that and a looter's salary might pay for buying in bulk but not that big a splurge!
Not yet

[How cute.

You, of all monsters, are trusting yourself with the idea of working two Actual Jobs.]

[fretless]

dog treats are okay, but cookies and chips and crackers and candy and stuff like that, too!!!

[She does not realize he's kidding. But dog treats are apparently okay anyway, so whatever, right?]

it's okay if you can't get a whooooole bunch, but ibuki's sure everyone would be really happy if you got enough snacks for her to share!
maybe some drinks too? you can't go to town on a bunch of saltines without something to wash them down, after all!

and, and! ibuki believes in lucas's ability to buy as much as she wishes! it's all about attitude, right?

[As much as she wishes. Of course.]

[1019]

[Fortunately for him...!

There is only going to be one monster on the trip whose happiness he gives half a rat's ass about.

And he is talking to her.

Whatever he's getting, everyone else gets to watch her gnoshing on all-a happy like, and that'll be fiiiine by him! None a' y'all are special, here!

Not that he'd be able to stop her from sharing shit anyway, but anyhoo.]

What do you mean, am I a vampire or a genie all of a sudden????

[Kiddin' again.]

Haha nah I got you, though!
May as well go on a snack raid

[Acquisition certainly is all about attitude when you're not going into it with your options limited to. You know. Purchasing.]

God damn I forget what's even any good anymore
The last three things I ate that weren't humans were I think the steak and sandwiches when I was a merman and then cake on my birthday???
Or Halloween candy, I can't remember all the shit we did that night