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<IBUKI> hello!! ibuki mioda here!!! ゚.+:。(≧∇≦)ノ゚.+:。
<IBUKI> if you're here to talk to ibuki, leave her a message!! okay?
<IBUKI> she'll make sure to get back to you as soon as possible! ♪(゚▽^*)ノ⌒☆
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[She does not realize he's kidding. But dog treats are apparently okay anyway, so whatever, right?]
it's okay if you can't get a whooooole bunch, but ibuki's sure everyone would be really happy if you got enough snacks for her to share!
maybe some drinks too? you can't go to town on a bunch of saltines without something to wash them down, after all!
and, and! ibuki believes in lucas's ability to buy as much as she wishes! it's all about attitude, right?
[As much as she wishes. Of course.]
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There is only going to be one monster on the trip whose happiness he gives half a rat's ass about.
And he is talking to her.
Whatever he's getting, everyone else gets to watch her gnoshing on all-a happy like, and that'll be fiiiine by him! None a' y'all are special, here!
Not that he'd be able to stop her from sharing shit anyway, but anyhoo.]
What do you mean, am I a vampire or a genie all of a sudden????
[Kiddin' again.]
Haha nah I got you, though!
May as well go on a snack raid
[Acquisition certainly is all about attitude when you're not going into it with your options limited to. You know. Purchasing.]
God damn I forget what's even any good anymore
The last three things I ate that weren't humans were I think the steak and sandwiches when I was a merman and then cake on my birthday???
Or Halloween candy, I can't remember all the shit we did that night