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WELCOME TO YOUR PRIVATE CHANNEL, IBUKI.

FOR SECURE COMMUNICATION, USE 000.03.313.33

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<IBUKI> hello!! ibuki mioda here!!! ﾟ.+:｡(≧∇≦)ﾉﾟ.+:｡
<IBUKI> if you're here to talk to ibuki, leave her a message!! okay?
<IBUKI> she'll make sure to get back to you as soon as possible! ♪(ﾟ▽^*)ﾉ⌒☆

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you can't ask ibuki what she's getting you!!!!
you know it's totally in character of her to tell you without even thinking about it!!!!!!!!!

i'm lucky i caught myself!!!!!!!!!!

8,)

[1019]

[...Ohh, holy SHIT, is she actually gonna tell him -- ?!

HE -- LEANS UP CLOSER TO THE MONITOR GRINNING UP A STORM...!

...Before WOW.

He would not be pouting if he hadn't actually gotten his hopes up for a moment -- !]

I'm just real excited!!!!
Haven't fucking spent my birthday with somebody special before at least except for last time but we didn't KNOW that we were so I'm not sure that that counts!!!
Can you at least tell me if it's just gonna be GETTING me something cool or if we're gonna GO someplace nice or something??? I CAN'T WAIT!!!!!!

[fretless]

[If he really thought Ibuki was gonna tell him...

... Well, usually he'd be right. She really did get lucky in catching herself, this time around!!!
But still.]

leeeeeeeet's just say that ibuki's plans are worth the wait!!!
it'll all be VERY COOL! the coolest! cooler than cool, even! alright??

ibuki plans on making her lukie feel like the specialest guy in the world, i promise!!

[1019]

Holy shit Ibuki you're gonna make me cry. :)

[...She's not. He's not the kind of person who cries out of... basically anything but... extreme frustration.

She's seen him happy-cry once before. He was in her body for that. A body that. ...More-easily cries in response to intense feelings of other kinds.

But... still.

He is grinning tight and feeling moths made of lava batter in his ol' dead heart off of that...!]

God it's gonna be so much fun
I still can't fucking wait.
Shit I would ask you what you want for YOUR birthday this time around too but why the fuck would I want to murder the surprise???

[fretless]

[It's true... he really only cried because her own tear ducts allowed for it.
Now? She'd honestly feel blessed if she made this man cry with joy.

But she knows he's kidding when he says that, at least.]

yeah, exactly!!! besides, ibuki would pop you for ruining a surprise as big as that!
the surprise is her FAVORITE PART!!!

but anyway, i hope it's something REALLY, REALLY BIG... because it's gotta make up for what ibuki's got planned for you tenfold!!
be ready to empty your wallet for me, big cat!

[1019]

[...Who knows, maybe someday!

...If they bodyswap again, most likely, but still.]

No no NO NO!!!
I already got a bunch of it planned out, baby. ;)

[Sheeee never... gave a full "yeah, that's good!" over terms like those.]

And that's even WITHOUT the stuff I gotta pay for yet, holy shit, are you gonna spoil me that bad

[fretless]

[If they bodyswap again, it's almost guaranteed he'll cry at least once...]

ibuki definitely plans on it!!! she wants to make sure you feel like king of the world by the time your birthday's said and done!!!

why? are you worried you're gonna have to drain your bank account to make up for it?? (*’∀’人)♥

[1019]

[Nnnn, they would both cry so many damn many tears about various things if they ever bodyswapped again, thank -- Christ??? The Fog God??? Some... other nebulous figure out there??? That that's unlikely to happen!]

Oh HELL THE FUCK NO!!! >:) I'm looking into a BUNCH of cool stuff I can do to make SURE that I can make your birthday fun and cool too sugartits!!!
We're gonna be king AND queen of the world!!!
(Like we aren't already. :))

[WHAAAAT HE MEANS IS "I'M LOOKING INTO WAYS TO BOOST MY FUNDING".

But it is in service of their holiday plans, and he very much counts their birthdays as holidays!]