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WELCOME TO YOUR PRIVATE CHANNEL, IBUKI.

FOR SECURE COMMUNICATION, USE 000.03.313.33

*** IBUKI has joined 000.03.313.33
<IBUKI> hello!! ibuki mioda here!!! ﾟ.+:｡(≧∇≦)ﾉﾟ.+:｡
<IBUKI> if you're here to talk to ibuki, leave her a message!! okay?
<IBUKI> she'll make sure to get back to you as soon as possible! ♪(ﾟ▽^*)ﾉ⌒☆

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[1019]

[...Who knows, maybe someday!

...If they bodyswap again, most likely, but still.]

No no NO NO!!!
I already got a bunch of it planned out, baby. ;)

[Sheeee never... gave a full "yeah, that's good!" over terms like those.]

And that's even WITHOUT the stuff I gotta pay for yet, holy shit, are you gonna spoil me that bad

[fretless]

[If they bodyswap again, it's almost guaranteed he'll cry at least once...]

ibuki definitely plans on it!!! she wants to make sure you feel like king of the world by the time your birthday's said and done!!!

why? are you worried you're gonna have to drain your bank account to make up for it?? (*’∀’人)♥

[1019]

[Nnnn, they would both cry so many damn many tears about various things if they ever bodyswapped again, thank -- Christ??? The Fog God??? Some... other nebulous figure out there??? That that's unlikely to happen!]

Oh HELL THE FUCK NO!!! >:) I'm looking into a BUNCH of cool stuff I can do to make SURE that I can make your birthday fun and cool too sugartits!!!
We're gonna be king AND queen of the world!!!
(Like we aren't already. :))

[WHAAAAT HE MEANS IS "I'M LOOKING INTO WAYS TO BOOST MY FUNDING".

But it is in service of their holiday plans, and he very much counts their birthdays as holidays!]