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<IBUKI> hello!! ibuki mioda here!!! ﾟ.+:｡(≧∇≦)ﾉﾟ.+:｡
<IBUKI> if you're here to talk to ibuki, leave her a message!! okay?
<IBUKI> she'll make sure to get back to you as soon as possible! ♪(ﾟ▽^*)ﾉ⌒☆
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but that's the thing, ibuki was a little worried that if she didn't say it, you'd think it was a loophole and try to be all smart and sneaky about it...
so she made sure to say it!
but if you DO make it someone new...
... hooow about ibuki keeps a punchcard and puts stickers on it everytime you're nice to someone new!
and once you fill out one side of it, you get a prize!
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...NO, SERIOUSLY DO. 'Cause he's a-tittering to himself about that, as well...! Thoughts between "I MEAN, YOU'RE RIGHT, I MIGHT HAVE, FOR SHITS AND GIGGLES" and lighthearted, aerated "heyyyyy, gal! Whaddyou think I am, a lawyer...?!"
BUUUUT...]
Holy shit what kinda prize???
Extra kisses or a love song or what????????
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... Because she thinks he is the smartest guy around.
That said, no, she thinks she's the opposite of a lawyer!
But also snaky.
He's snaky.]
both good ideas, but the official ruling will beeeee
(badum badum badadadadadaaaaa -
TISH!)
whatever lukie wants! anything and everything! if you can think of it (and it won't get ibuki killed) it's now a prize!!!!
how's THAT??
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Pffffnnnngrh, and he's... honestly snickering a bit over the written-out drumroll...!
Buuuut... his grin spreads like a net over the heat-blast up in his chest in his chest on those terms...!]
Oh my god
For real?????
[SSSSSPEAKING OF HER BEING THE BEST, APPARENTLY.]
Why the fuck are you so good to me, YOU GOT YOURSELF ANOTHER DEAL!!!!!!!!!
[YOU SURRRRE KNOW HOW TO INCENTIVIZE A MAN, IBUKI.
...Aaaaa moment, also, as he... thinks he's being sly...! Just for shits 'n giggles - he ain't expecting this to be taken as a serious question...]
What if I say that I want you to call me Lukie to everyone????
[Speaking, as well, of him being snaky. Good ol' narrow shit-eating grin, as he tips side-to-side, adjustin' his lean in and out away from the screen...!]
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He's so excited! That's good, that's good! That means her incentive will work, right??
...
But then him trying to be sly pops up on her screen, and she can't help letting out an amused huff.]
awww, no, that's too far! you just made ibuki have to make another rule!
you know she doesn't like rules!!!
but i CAN say that if you want, for one of your prizes on one of these punchcards, you can ask who i start using lukie around next (｡•`ᴗ-)✧
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Aaaand he pulls on back toothily "CB<"-grinnin' with his hands on his seat on either side of him...! A little rock and wobble that way before he goes slouchin' and spiderin' over the keys again like some sorta god-dang cartoon rat.]
But you said anything!!!!! :(
Fine though fine
I'm just gonna have to make a pick that counts! >:)
[GASP. DON'T THREATEN A LADY.]
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She'd love it to be a game where the prize is whatever damn treat she wants.
(Granted, though, that's kind of how she plays a lot of her games.)]
that's the spirit!! ibuki wants you to pick the most impactful thing you can think of!!!!
try and make it something REALLY wacky and out there, too! after all, it'd be your first prize in a long line of many!!
it's gotta have IMPACT!!!
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[...Yyyyyou mean the kinds of things you came up for your murdery exploits and that she knows you came up with towards those of course you're not gonna answer that.]
Gonna have to think of the best way to surprise you really good!
[...There's... on this note... however...
...the thought of...]
What if I say I want you to tell people I'm your boyfriend, instead
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y'know, it's
well i'm
already trying to do that.
it's not really a prize when ibuki's already trying to do that!
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You know that one where it's like -- someone's just stuck a nozzle in the top of a deflated bottle into your lung? And then re-squeezed the outside of the bottle to shape it again?
He doesn't need to breathe, but.
That's happening.]
Who did you tell??
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Not that she knows that's happening on his end.
But she gets it.]
zoe-chan so far... back when all the ghosts were around. and i wanna try using it with sonia but i can't find a good place that doesn't sound suuuuuuuper forced
i can't really say "you know, lucas, my boyfriend" mid convo to someone who already KNOWS that, it would sound like i think she's stupid or something!!
[... But at least she's using the word around him, apparently.]
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Here he is slightly rrrrrrockin' in his seat again! Just to get out all the bouncy energy!]
Well there's always stuff like...
"Can't a girl talk about her boyfriend??" and "I can't really do that when I have my boyfriend over!!" and "it sure is nice to know I got such an awesome boyfriend!!!"
;)
[";)" -> "B,)a...???"]
How's stuff like that?????
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you're right, though, maybe ibuki just has to look at it a different way!
like instead of pointing out that you are my boyfriend, i just replace your name entirely with "my boyfriend"...
you don't think that won't look tooooo stuffy-in-people's-faces-y?
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[A... brief pause, there. Mostly for effect...]
Think of it as showing me off.
>:)
[Ohh, yes. Let it be known Ibuki has gotten herself such a prize. It would take heck of a catch to be worthy of being the - GAAAAAASP! - boyfriend of Ibuki Mioda!]
I mean that's the way I feel about it when I tell folks you're my girl!!
[...You know how he tells people that a lot, Ibuki?
He finds you very show-off-worthy, and the nature of your relationship to be a point of pride.]