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<IBUKI> hello!! ibuki mioda here!!! ﾟ.+:｡(≧∇≦)ﾉﾟ.+:｡
<IBUKI> if you're here to talk to ibuki, leave her a message!! okay?
<IBUKI> she'll make sure to get back to you as soon as possible! ♪(ﾟ▽^*)ﾉ⌒☆
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Aaaand he pulls on back toothily "CB<"-grinnin' with his hands on his seat on either side of him...! A little rock and wobble that way before he goes slouchin' and spiderin' over the keys again like some sorta god-dang cartoon rat.]
But you said anything!!!!! :(
Fine though fine
I'm just gonna have to make a pick that counts! >:)
[GASP. DON'T THREATEN A LADY.]
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She'd love it to be a game where the prize is whatever damn treat she wants.
(Granted, though, that's kind of how she plays a lot of her games.)]
that's the spirit!! ibuki wants you to pick the most impactful thing you can think of!!!!
try and make it something REALLY wacky and out there, too! after all, it'd be your first prize in a long line of many!!
it's gotta have IMPACT!!!
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[...Yyyyyou mean the kinds of things you came up for your murdery exploits and that she knows you came up with towards those of course you're not gonna answer that.]
Gonna have to think of the best way to surprise you really good!
[...There's... on this note... however...
...the thought of...]
What if I say I want you to tell people I'm your boyfriend, instead
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y'know, it's
well i'm
already trying to do that.
it's not really a prize when ibuki's already trying to do that!
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You know that one where it's like -- someone's just stuck a nozzle in the top of a deflated bottle into your lung? And then re-squeezed the outside of the bottle to shape it again?
He doesn't need to breathe, but.
That's happening.]
Who did you tell??
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Not that she knows that's happening on his end.
But she gets it.]
zoe-chan so far... back when all the ghosts were around. and i wanna try using it with sonia but i can't find a good place that doesn't sound suuuuuuuper forced
i can't really say "you know, lucas, my boyfriend" mid convo to someone who already KNOWS that, it would sound like i think she's stupid or something!!
[... But at least she's using the word around him, apparently.]
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Here he is slightly rrrrrrockin' in his seat again! Just to get out all the bouncy energy!]
Well there's always stuff like...
"Can't a girl talk about her boyfriend??" and "I can't really do that when I have my boyfriend over!!" and "it sure is nice to know I got such an awesome boyfriend!!!"
;)
[";)" -> "B,)a...???"]
How's stuff like that?????
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you're right, though, maybe ibuki just has to look at it a different way!
like instead of pointing out that you are my boyfriend, i just replace your name entirely with "my boyfriend"...
you don't think that won't look tooooo stuffy-in-people's-faces-y?
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[A... brief pause, there. Mostly for effect...]
Think of it as showing me off.
>:)
[Ohh, yes. Let it be known Ibuki has gotten herself such a prize. It would take heck of a catch to be worthy of being the - GAAAAAASP! - boyfriend of Ibuki Mioda!]
I mean that's the way I feel about it when I tell folks you're my girl!!
[...You know how he tells people that a lot, Ibuki?
He finds you very show-off-worthy, and the nature of your relationship to be a point of pride.]