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Yeah I get that YOU'RE GOOD THAT I'M WILLING TO DO IT
but
Look I'm NOT the "WHAT DOES EVERYTHING MATTER IN THE GRAND SCHEME OF THE COSMOS" kind of shitty Plato or whatever trying to make himself sound like hot shit in the grand scheme of the """cosmos""" if the cosmos doesn't give a shit about anything why try to make yourself sound like a golden dicked fucking god's gift to monsters fucking hotshot about it
But I don't even CARE who the fuck I'm grabbing at night so long as they're good pickings, if it hurts them or whatever hell they're gonna be dead at the end of the night how long are they gonna care
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ok so
did you forget the part where ibuki told you she kinda killed millions of people?
because hunting to eat is seriously no sweat big cat, you gotta do what you gotta do
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Because yeah YOU know humans die all the time!!!
Were you not agreeing there's no point getting upset over it
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she was disagreeing with the way zugzwang-chan said it's INCONSEQUENTIAL
you gotta hunt to eat, and i know that, i'm not gonna think you're nasty for doing what you gotta do
if i did why would i even be all good with the fog god in the first place???
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Because it's not like I shed a tear for every single human I give us for food
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but it's okay if you don't? ibuki's no thought police, feel what you want!
buuuuut ibuki's still gonna put a bone in her shrine in the garden everytime she eats a person, either way.
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It's not like I'm pretending humans aren't supposed to be a kind of PEOPLE
["Supposed to be", huh.]
It just it's like
A bunch of other fuckheads DO THAT THING where they act like NO YOU CAN'T HUNT OR YOU'RE A BASTARD FOR BEING OK WITH HUNTING BECAUSE THEY HAVE FAMILIES AND FRIENDS AND LIVES AND SHIT well who gives a fuck.
Lots of things eat [A... pause on his own end.] deer and cute little bunnies and stuff and THOSE have cute little babies and deer boyfriends and girlfriends and shit, it's not like anyone holds a gun to your head to make you think about that!!! But then all of a sudden it turns into "NOOOOO THEY CAN ACTUALLY TALK TO US ALL OF A SUDDEN IT'S WRONG"
TO WANT TO FUCKING EAT.
LIKE LITERALLY EVERYONE ELSE DOES
1/2
ibuki didn't wanna have to ever say something like this about herself, but
you gotta remember that a lotta people here never really
[There's a pause, here, as her fingers stop above the keys. It really, really isn't something she wants to say, but...]
a lotta people never really killed anyone before they got here like we did
they don't got the know-how and the experience and the feelings that come with doing that kinda stuff
a lot of people's first times doing something that big start here
they dunno how to think about doing it
to them it feels bad and wrong and it makes THEM feel bad and wrong and it makes them feel like everyone ELSE is bad and wrong
they don't really stop to think about why we gotta, or what'll happen if they don't do it every so often
chances are a couple of them tried to NOT and ended up going BANANAS and feeling even MORE bad and wrong cause they snapped and ate like twenty people who were just trying to get groceries or something you know?
they dunno what to think so they think whatever pops into their head first which is
"i don't like this and i don't like that you're ok with it"
people are just really bad at thinking about how other people think
people don't WANNA think about how other people think
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SHEESH
to make up for this, you have to buy ibuki at least five (5!!!) slices of shortcake tomorrow night!!
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He kinda... guesses why she's pausing. Snags at a point between look, come on, you know you don't have to pause on that with me and yeah, yeah... you don't like bringing that up, so maybe you're gonna skip it? and it shouldn't take that long to skip it, it's in the past, yeah I know it feels weird even though it was in the past but it's still done, how's it a thing you're saying about you anymore.
And... his chest starts collapsing rapidly with each exhale just. ...Meant to steady himself.
Just. ...A progressing but yeah, that's stupid! or but yeah, that's not fair! as someone who's. Pretty shit at completing the equation, himself.
Like... haa, Ibuki, he may be taking it as an... "okay... okay", but he is atrocious at thinking about how other people think, himself. Beyond "what they say".
That... last bit, though...?
... -- Khaa -- he dunno what he expected; dry-chortles out to a... vaguely tired laugh and grin.
...He's not even actually tired. It's just... some sort of spirit of dramatics of an audience that isn't there.
Acting out his own damn emotions just... so he can feel 'em nice and extra.
What they are and how they feel, by the way, bein' genuinely tickled, so...!]
Haha
Can dogs keep that much cake down at once
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and last time i checked, i am the ibukiest ibuki this side of bavan!!!!!
soooo
LET'S GET CAKE!
[No more thinking about eating people. That's nowhere near as fun as thinking about eating cake.]
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I thought you said you wanted the cake TOMORROW
Are you trying to switcheroo on me Ibuki because you know I'm smarter than that!!!
[IIIIIT should be pretty apparent that he's just taking a moment to "play".]
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ibuki's entirely smart and totally not see-through plan has been seen-through!!!!!!
but can we get it toniiiight?? ppppppplllllllleeeeeaaaaaaasssssssseeeeeeee?
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How hard is it to just ask first???
If you want the cake TONIGHT, NOW you gotta come out and help me test some new shit first!
[Fffortunately, she's probably well-aware and familiar with that this... really means he wants to play a game under the guise of "if you win, you get what you want!"
Under the guise because all he actually wants to do is play. There's a ninety-percent chance she's gettin' cake tonight either way.]