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<IBUKI> hello!! ibuki mioda here!!! ﾟ.+:｡(≧∇≦)ﾉﾟ.+:｡
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SHEESH
to make up for this, you have to buy ibuki at least five (5!!!) slices of shortcake tomorrow night!!
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He kinda... guesses why she's pausing. Snags at a point between look, come on, you know you don't have to pause on that with me and yeah, yeah... you don't like bringing that up, so maybe you're gonna skip it? and it shouldn't take that long to skip it, it's in the past, yeah I know it feels weird even though it was in the past but it's still done, how's it a thing you're saying about you anymore.
And... his chest starts collapsing rapidly with each exhale just. ...Meant to steady himself.
Just. ...A progressing but yeah, that's stupid! or but yeah, that's not fair! as someone who's. Pretty shit at completing the equation, himself.
Like... haa, Ibuki, he may be taking it as an... "okay... okay", but he is atrocious at thinking about how other people think, himself. Beyond "what they say".
That... last bit, though...?
... -- Khaa -- he dunno what he expected; dry-chortles out to a... vaguely tired laugh and grin.
...He's not even actually tired. It's just... some sort of spirit of dramatics of an audience that isn't there.
Acting out his own damn emotions just... so he can feel 'em nice and extra.
What they are and how they feel, by the way, bein' genuinely tickled, so...!]
Haha
Can dogs keep that much cake down at once
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and last time i checked, i am the ibukiest ibuki this side of bavan!!!!!
soooo
LET'S GET CAKE!
[No more thinking about eating people. That's nowhere near as fun as thinking about eating cake.]
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I thought you said you wanted the cake TOMORROW
Are you trying to switcheroo on me Ibuki because you know I'm smarter than that!!!
[IIIIIT should be pretty apparent that he's just taking a moment to "play".]
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ibuki's entirely smart and totally not see-through plan has been seen-through!!!!!!
but can we get it toniiiight?? ppppppplllllllleeeeeaaaaaaasssssssseeeeeeee?
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How hard is it to just ask first???
If you want the cake TONIGHT, NOW you gotta come out and help me test some new shit first!
[Fffortunately, she's probably well-aware and familiar with that this... really means he wants to play a game under the guise of "if you win, you get what you want!"
Under the guise because all he actually wants to do is play. There's a ninety-percent chance she's gettin' cake tonight either way.]