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<novoselic>, early october

[comeasyouare]

There once was a boy who was a Halloween fanatic. He loved dressing up for Halloween, he loved pulling pranks and watching horror movies, and above everything else... he loved candy. One fateful year, while he went trick-or-treating, he visited a house. This house was creepy as hell! It was big, it was old, it smelled like a grandmother and it was owned by a happy, old rich couple. The boy came here thinking that he would be handed out big chocolate bars, because it was a rich person's house but when he knocked on their door... he was handed a bag of that shitty candy that nobody likes! Tootsie rolls, shitty flavoured dum-dums, those weird... peanut things... needless to say, the boy was heartbroken. He was so heartbroken that he died, right there on their porch and now, every Halloween he goes out and finds people to curse. He wants everyone to suffer the same way he did!

Everybody is already suffering from his curse!! Send this to ten people to break the curse, or to avoid getting cursed, or you'll be stuck looking freakier than usual for the rest of your life!!!!!!!!!!

<IBUKI> is this really how sonia is going to christen ibuki's demoning

[fretless]

HOLY CRAP
CAN THAT REALLY HAPPEN??? is ibuki going to get nothing but terrible candy this halloween???? even after she spent so much to make herself super spooky!!??!?

dont worry sonia, you can trust that ibuki will make sure to send this to as many people as possible!! let no one suffer this curse, because everyone needs a good halloween with only the tastiest of treats and looking the GOOD kind of freaky!!!!!

<novoselic> you sound surprised

[comeasyouare]

i know not of the answer!

that being said, i sent several last year, and no drastic changes seemed to have occurred.

better safe than sorry, i suppose?

<IBUKI> i am not surprised in the least

[fretless]

well yeah, you gotta take all curses seriously!! especially halloween curses, those you have to take EXTRA SUPER SUPREMELY seriously!
like, ultra double serious with a side of fries!!!

so ibuki will uphold the rules of the curse and send it to at leeeeeast twenty people, to be double certain!

<novoselic>

[comeasyouare]

I do not think that being curses related to Halloween have any particular special meaning compared to those that are not. It's more of the curse itself then the timing that lends to its potency, or so I believe. I am sure that doing it under certain circumstances such as full moons and the like are beneficial, but not the end all to laying enchantments on your foes.

Or so I am led to believe!

Yes, I think that is wise. I do not think that it would hurt at all, aside from other people being cursed. But that is the nature of mass emails such as this, there's bound to be a great number of people that are affected.

<IBUKI> sneaks this in

[fretless]

oh no no no no! timing is SUPER important for curses! you remember ibuki's song, right?? "Let My Feelings Reach You, Too!"
that one is all about a special curse in japanese folklore, and it's all about the timing! you gotta do it in the hour of the ox at night, or it's got no effect!! but if you get it right, you can curse your enemy for SEVEN DAYS OF TORMENT.
it's actually illegal to perform it, nowadays! but that just makes it sound more exciting, right!?!?

<novoselic> Ibuki appears nonetheless!

[comeasyouare]

What? Such a curse exists?

How tubular! If we ever come across a dastardly foe, we shall have to keep it in mind! We are no longer in Japan, so we do not have to adhere to such rigid laws!