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However, you, ma'am, miiiiiight want to be just a tad careful in tearing that present open like you're a hyena at a fuckin' antelope - and in turning it around, for that matter! 'Cause on the latter, you might just hear a muted tink! and bump here and there against the interior of the box under the wrapping...!
Good that'cha seem occupied, though! 'Cause with that snarrrl of gusto of hers, he's letting a teeny little giggle slip out from behind a lifted hand and a crooked finger just backstage! He hopes you liiiiike iiiiiiit...!
"It" being... well, the first thing she's gonna see when she gets through the paper is pretty much a plain-ass white box - definitely looks recycled - with one o' those plain shoebox-style lids. But inside it! Inside it...!
...Is a weird... very hand-me-down-looking porcelain doll. It may not even be in-tact depending on the handling - it obviously wasn't in good condition when it was put in there, either, all scuffed, so whatever.
But the point is that it's holding.... gasp - what is that? A little jewelry box in its lap? I believe it is!
And inside that jewelry box is... the hand of a mannequin. The inside of the flipped-up lid has li'l paper cutouts of hearts glued to it, and the hand is wearing... a ring! Shaped more o' less like so, but... "sharper". Nice clean, shiny edges and flat sides.
However you handle that, ma'am, someone's still lookin'...! Maybe you'll catch red eyes flashing off from the side of the stage before he flips a switch with practically a heavy smack-down of his hand.
Lightin' up the "tree" twice as bright and immediately setting a synth song blasting.]