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[Heeee doesn't really know exactly what he's gonna do.]
It's AM.
He's the guy whose username is 11010101000101 or something
[Aaaand he hammered that out at random.]
He's a dick.
Always has been, I work with the guy and I've been owing him some payback for a long time now
Now here he is taking it up to a WHOLE NEW LEVEL.
LOL they're all so full of shit
I mean hey, we all gotta kill here!! You don't gotta pretend it's IN HER HONOR or some horse shit, you see ME pretending every guy I eat is some NOBLE SACRIFICE FOR A HIGHER CAUSE or crap like that??? If you wanna go hunting then go hunting for Christ's sake!
And STOP SHOVING YOUR BULLSHIT ON THE REST OF US!!!
I am SO fucking mad because HEY!!!
MAYBE IF AM HAD TOLD MORE THAN JUST ONE OTHER GUY, STUFF COULDN'T HAPPEN LIKE ME NOT BEING ABLE TO MAKE SURE YOU DIDN'T HAVE TO DO IT!!!!
Instead, NO!!!
EVEN AMANDA, THE GODDAMN PRIESTESS, HAD NO IDEA WHAT IN THE HELL WAS GOING ON
AND SOMEHOW SHE'S ALL FINE AND DANDY ABOUT THAT.
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was she a normal monster and just decided she was gonna try and run all the foggies, or something??
and like, ibuki REEEEEAAAALLY doubts that fog-chan's having us kill people just for fun or for NOBLE SACRIFICE or something, too!
actually, ibuki has a theory on that!
we're all like, magical things, right? and it's not like we run off of PURE ENERGY or something!
soooo
what if we're stuck eating people cause its how we build up all that magical energy that keeps us here and keeps us monsters???
what if we just straight up POOF or DIE FOREVER if we stop??
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I mean I'm pretty sure she was a normal monster, yeah! She did this whole big thing on the network when she got ordained or whatever the Fog God does if I'm remembering it right?? I don't know what she was GOING for is what I mean
And yeah right?? She's not having us do ANYTHING.
UNLESS WE WANT TO
I THOUGHT THAT WAS THE POINT
Yeah there's still the hunting stuff, not everyone has fun with that, I know! But hey, everything's gotta eat!!!
[...And on that note.]
Where'd you get an idea like that
[...That. May sound a little dismissively- or judgmentally-worded, but that's unintentional and also... not actually in his head right now. He never bothered thinking about why monsters specifically must eat humans, is all! They're monsters; it sort of... is just. Easy to roll with when you're livin' it and it works! Spiders eat bugs, snakes eat eggs, monsters eat people!
And so he's... having kind of a "...wait -- " moment now that she's...
...brought up risk of mortality, here.]
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how????? why???? where???????
and well, it just made sense to ibuki! like, if the fog god just wants us to live our life, she wouldn't make it so EVERYONE has to eat people, right?
a lot of monsters don't WANT to eat people, and it makes it really hard to have fun like we wanna! so there's gotta be a reason all of us are stuck with it!
so doesn't it make sense??
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I would GUESS Dyster or by praying for it or something????
I don't know WHY she picks either because HEY, LOOK! LIKE I SAID, AMANDA'S ONE OF THOSE DICKS AND JUST ROLLED RIGHT OVER WITH AM GOING RIGHT BEHIND EVERYONE'S BACKS AND COMING OUT OF IT AND SAYING "I HAD FUN!!!!!"
SHE SURE SOUNDS LIKE THE RIGHT LADY TO DO A JOB!!!!!!
[...Aaaaaand, well...!
What he is first going to type is "Ok but it's not like everyone needs to kill to eat right??" but he kinda stops...
Just short.
Admittedly not because he's not... still of a mindset that it's not that big an obstacle but because of where his brain went along that train of thought.]
No you have a point
Why does anything eat ANYTHING unless it has to
[Well, plenty of things eat because the reception of flavor sensation is pleasurable.
But that is neither here nor there.]
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Put on the side in her memory banks for something else she has planned. For now, it goes unresponded to.
His rhetorical question, though, seems to get pause from her.]
usually because it tastes good, right??
but people meat doesn't really taste all THAT good, even when its grilled... ibuki still really prefers pork...
[Apparently it is indeed here or there.]
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Back on the farm I don't know if my mom's cooking was just THAT shit or whatever but there was NO time it didn't taste like fucking barf and rotten garbage and eating it as a minotaur's been better!!
BUT THAT'S BECAUSE IT HAD NOWHERE TO GO BUT UP!! Gimme pork instead anyway alright
But yeah what I was saying was that you could be onto something!
Seeing as most other stuff's got to eat what it's gotta eat to live it wouldn't blow my mind if going people meatless would stop us from getting powered or something
Guess I could take it to the lab.