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<IBUKI> hello!! ibuki mioda here!!! ﾟ.+:｡(≧∇≦)ﾉﾟ.+:｡
<IBUKI> if you're here to talk to ibuki, leave her a message!! okay?
<IBUKI> she'll make sure to get back to you as soon as possible! ♪(ﾟ▽^*)ﾉ⌒☆
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congrats on being the first in her inbox, lucas
Sleeping's a little hard for her, apparently.]
(° o°)!!!! cerberus-chan!
what's up my blood-drinking homie? (Г・ω・)г need to jam about something?
ibuki's here for whatever you need!! ( ´∇`)ﾉ
/SALUTE
Especially since this is, well... a matter of...]
I got a body right here. Do you want it for breakfast or lunch or whatever???
Because you know I can't eat the whole damn thing by myself, I already got the blood
foxes like you eat meat right??
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[Hang on a second, there's a moment of instinctual "oh, shit, who died" feelings that she has to shake -]
oh haha like a foodbody, right!! ヾ(;´∇`)ﾉ buuuuuuuut while ibuki is all about eating meat, she doesn't really need to eat humans just yet? 〜(꒪꒳꒪;)〜
of course ibuki isn't gonna say no!! because its really nice of cerberus-chan to offer like this!!
but this means we should probably put it somewhere where it won't go bad, and while ibuki's fox brain is telling her to bury it where it's cold, her human brain knows that is not a good idea. ( ｡_｡)
hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm (ʃ-`_-)ƪ
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no subject
Also what do you mean "what".]
HA HA HA maybe my mom's cooking wouldn't have been such complete shit if there were one of those at my folks' place, they still sound like fucking losers but at least they're smarter than my mom and dad ever were.
[Seriously, why didn't they have one, substantial amounts of remains do not keep that well in a fridge!]
Ok Ibuki she's all yours then, you don't have to starve the whole way you're getting a feel for hunting the good hunt dog style!!
Pleasure doing business with you sister!