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<IBUKI> hello!! ibuki mioda here!!! ﾟ.+:｡(≧∇≦)ﾉﾟ.+:｡
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- Oh! You're quick! Ibuki was gonna meet you halfway!
So she can doooo...
This!
[AND NOW SHE LEAPS AT HIM. To wrap her arms around his neck like the goober she is, of course.
He's free to dodge, but who would wanna dodge a cute pup who just wants hugs??]
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[Despite the yelling, Dandy makes literally no effort to get out of the way, almost as if he really wants her to hug him or something. But that's impossible. She has no boobies.]
My neck is, like...sensitive and junk.
[Gills are weird.]
You keep this up and I'm not gonna show you what I found.
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Aww, that's no fun... but, but!
What'd you find? Is it something cool?
I bet it's something underwatery... so like, pirate treasure!
Did you find pirate treasure!? Doubloons and stuff are so cool! Ibuki's never seen'm up close before!
[Either way, she's gonna bounce back into her room, so Dandy can come in of his own accord - though, she does sit on her bed and pat the spot next to her, tail wagging like that's all it's good for.]
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[But nice try.]
And if you keep guessin' like that, you're going to ruin the surprise.
[He doesn't seem upset, though, taking his spot next to Ibuki and probably leaving a nice wet butt mark on her bed. Fantastic. That was it, that was the surprise all along. Who knew.]
Now shut up and close your eyes.
meanness is how he shows his love
But she does as he asks, closing her eyes tight and even putting her hands over them for extra security.]
What is it, what iiiis iiiiit!? Ibuki's so bad with surprises, she wants to know noooow!
[Sorry, but "shut up" isn't a phrase in her vocabulary.]
it true
Dandy fiddles with it in his hands with a skill level one wouldn't expect out of him, especially with webbed fingers. Of course, if Ibuki's eyes are still closed, she sees none of this. Finally, when he's done playing with it, he holds it plainly for her to see. ...When he says so, of course.]
Alright, take a look.
[It's shiny. So very shiny.]
Think someone must've lost it or something. Either that, or it was a gift from someone they hate enough to throw it in a freakin' lake. Don't work worth a damn, but if you find someone who knows their way around this shit and maybe clean it up, it'd be a hell of a lot nicer than the one I got.
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And they light the hell up.
She reaches her hands out to it, putting her little dog fingers on it, but not taking it out of his hand.]
... Holy crap. That's so cool! And, and -
Ibuki could actually clean it up herself! She knows her ways around a lighter or two! It probably just needs to dry out and get refilled, y'know?
[Don't ask how she knows how to work lighters enough to fix it up and clean it, but it's not a difficult process anyway.
She's still not gonna just take it from him, though.]
Ahhh, this is gonna look so cool once it's cleaned up...! Does that mean Ibuki could have your old one?
Since you've got this one, now?
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'Cuz I'm giving you this one.
[Trying to, anyway. He even holds it closer for her to take just so she gets the point. It's a present, genius.]
do you ever have a tag all typed up but forget to hit post
... Mostly because she doesn't get presents often.
After a moment, though, her eyes go all wide and light up even more - if that's possible - before she brings it to her chest like it's something absolutely precious and not some dinged up, water logged lighter Dandy found at the bottom of the sweaty lake.]
R-really? You wanna give Ibuki the cool one? Are you sure?
Like - she'd be happy with any gift if it's from Dandy-chan, y'know!
But if you really mean it, then Ibuki will make sure to treasure this one...! She'll even write a note so she won't forget who gave it to her!
[And now she brings it to her face, so she can rub her cheek against it. Of course.]
oh my god
Tch, don't get too excited. [But just because it's cute, doesn't mean he's gonna just admit it or something.] You're only getting that one 'cause I need one that works. I'm not gonna waste valuable BooBies time just to fiddle with it.
[Which is totally a lie. Just because it doesn't work, doesn't mean it isn't shiny. He could've totally hoarded it if he wanted to. ...He still kinda does. If Ibuki didn't rub her face all over it all adorable like, he'd probably try to snatch it back by now just out of instinct.]
...But I figured this was a better fate than sitting at the bottom of a nasty lake.